Its almost to the very day that we last reported we were under attack from black and white aerial insurgents. Today their first act of hostilities across our territorial lines has taken place again.
Diplomatic negotiations seem to be breaking down and I suspect they now have good intel from maybe someone on the “‘inside” as they wait for me to go into the shed, take up a strategic position in the neighbouring tree and spiral down straight at me with the determination of a world war 2 fighter pilot as soon as i come out again – gives me the big frighten!
I was hoping that providing free provisions in the way of captured rodents and chook food may have placated their commander in chief, but no! So just like Donald, I am bringing to bear full trade sanctions with no more free anything to cross the border!. They have also been verbally warned that if they continue with the act of aggression I can bring a world of fire and fury against them but so far it seems they are taking no notice of my ranting and raving!….. they would do well to remember as they sit high up in the trees that, if pushed, I could bring their present and future civilisations to an end as I Stihl hold one ace card!!
For now though I will give them 3 weeks grace to cease and desist and even though it looks weird I will continue to mow grass, mend fences and tend to farm duties with the broom pole down the back of my jumper and the broom head waving in erratic circles above me.
As Henry Lawson once alluded to, if anyone is going to talk with great confidence on a subject they have little knowledge of, its probably a Geologist!
And in my case its no different, though this time this geological spieler is not pontificating about rocks and railways. Instead I have been waxing lyrical on the wonders of Alpaca wool!!!
Yes! I have entered the world of textiles, fabrics and all things fiber arts. In cahoots with a couple of great local people who do actually know what they are doing we have opened up Rural Trade. – a web hub for buying and selling specialty fiber products, garments or yarns.
To anyone out there that knits, weaves, spins or is simply looking for Alpaca fiber this is the place to come and browse the growing products list at Rural Trade.
If you do have something to sell or have the skills to get knitting, spinning or felting products up for sale but never quite got anything finished yet, then the gang would love to hear from you (we may even be able to provide cheap yarn or fiber bats to get you back the enthusiasm you need!). email us at Rural Trade (firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com,au).
No only is Rural Trade open for business, but the Durham Creek Mill is following close behind. I know its mildly surprising that even with so little background in the ways of the woolen mill I seem to have successfully managed to get the carding machine actually carding! Before too long we will have our own bats and slivers available for sale. From there its merely a small leap to setting up for commercially spinning yarns ( 2018 here we come!).
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing – but what fun!
Inspired to a recent trip to Las Vegas I have decided that cards could be in my future…or rather carding. The new fiber carding machine has turned up and after some minor modifications and adjustments appears to be working with great results!.
Alpacacino can now produce picked, washed and carded fleeces ready to spin and hopefully will soon be selling to fiber artists, spinners, weavers and knitters everywhere.
Mind you my ability to manage social media is something akin to President Trump’s. Fear not – I have partnered up with Gina and Alex from Ross Creek and together with Alpaca shearer John Butterworh will be launching Durham Creek Mills as a commercial on line venture shortly. Already the shop is in its final form ready for release into the virtual abyss of the Wide wide World of the Web and if all goes according to the plan bats of super fine alpaca fleece , blended alpaca/merino fleece and other specialty fibers will be for sale within a couple of months from now.
Watch out for the big media release soon!!
there is the original Alpacuccino!. thanks to the people at #alpacasofinstagram.
Well winter is around the corner and as the spotlight falls on the necessity of scarves and gloves, we at the farm are pleased to say we have donated a fine black Alpaca fleece to the crafty women at the Buninyong Probus Club to help them take on the international competition in the Creative Scarf Festival at the National Wool Museum’s annual celebration of all things scarf. Hopefully the group does well. Pictures of their efforts using the Alpaca wool will hopefully appear shortly on our website.. ’till then maybe check out the festival in person?.
The Scarf Festival 2017 theme is Galaxies: a textile journey to infinity and beyond.
Let the cosmos be your guide.
Find your inspiration amongst gas, dust and stars.
Calculate your trajectory to the National Wool Museum.
More information on the Geelong Scarf Festival can be found at:http://artsatlasgeelong.com.au/scarf-festival-2017-galaxies-entries-open/
Yes it true! A full on Brit of blue blood lineage has come to stay at the farm. Born to Sir Harry Fergusson in 1956 and from a strong working class background, this jewel of the British Empire has grown up to become one of England’s most respected elite. She may be a little bit plain in her looks and somewhat frumpy in her frame but to me she is a real princess. Mind you, sounding more like serial killer than a queen she is here because she’s perfect for slashing!!!…
…. and not a moment too soon as grasses grow tall and grass seeds are finding their way into Alpacas eyelids, ears and my work socks!!.
With all of the chaos of a three ring circus somehow 23 residents and 8 guests ended up with clean teeth, trimmed toenails and a lot less fleece than they came with. The pop up shearing shed complete with big top may not win any architectural awards but has tonnes of functionality. All that for 6 hours of frenzied activities…. and where does it leave us.. with three bags full!!.