Its almost to the very day that we last reported we were under attack from black and white aerial insurgents. Today their first act of hostilities across our territorial lines has taken place again.

Diplomatic negotiations seem to be breaking down and I suspect they now have good intel from maybe someone on the “‘inside” as they wait for me to go into the shed, take up a strategic position in the neighbouring tree and spiral down straight at me with the determination of a world war 2 fighter pilot as soon as i come out again – gives me the big frighten!

I was hoping that providing free provisions in the way of captured rodents and chook food may have placated their commander in chief, but no! So just like Donald, I am bringing to bear full trade sanctions with no more free anything to cross the border!. They have also been verbally warned that if they continue with the act of aggression I can bring a world of fire and fury against them but so far it seems they are taking no notice of my ranting and raving!….. they would do well to remember as they sit high up in the trees that, if pushed, I could bring their present and future civilisations to an end as I Stihl hold one ace card!!

For now though I will give them 3 weeks grace to cease and desist and even though it looks weird I will continue to mow grass, mend fences and tend to farm duties with the broom pole down the back of my jumper and the broom head waving in erratic circles above me.